You know Ice-T.
And you know bagels.
But did you know that Ice-T has never eaten a bagel? Well, thanks to a big fight that just broke out on Twitter, now you do!
White people.. Don’t lose your Fn minds because I’ve never eaten a Bagle.. Take it easy.... lol
It all started when a fan of Law & Order: SVU tweeted a VERY important question about last night's episode:
Dear @FINALLEVEL : Why a Cinnamon Raisin bagel?
To which Ice-T replied:
Lol.. That’s what they wrote... https://t.co/etV1kjgeGG
And when another fan asked what Ice-T's favorite bagel is, he dropped a major bombshell:
Lol. I’ve never eaten a Bagel in my life... https://t.co/1a4jtL9qTP
Some fans did not believe Ice-T at first, since they had just seen him eat a bagel on television. But Ice-T had answers.
Lol. TV is make believe. https://t.co/gLcazwSOey
Other fans took the opportunity to share that they ALSO had never eaten a bagel. Ice-T was able to bond with these fans over their shared non-experience:
My Brother!!!! https://t.co/spNyXgaGk4
But unfortunately, what came next was a BITTER fight between bagel fans and Ice-T.
Twitter must be bored as F today....
The fight escalated rather quickly.
Right! It’s like I said “I hate anyone who eats Bagels!” Lol these MFs... https://t.co/3S8jHtz5dA
Ice made it clear that he would NOT be intimidated by the haters.
If you think I give a fuck... You gotta be new....
Insults were hurled.
That’s because you have no life.. https://t.co/3JuKYwb94s
It was a lot to take in.
And you should Eat a Dick. https://t.co/vhH2GEzEeW
Again, all of this is because Ice-T has never eaten a bagel!!!
And you win the Dumbfuck Tweet of the day award 🥇 https://t.co/q99hkpxQFe
The word "dumbfuck" actually got thrown around a lot. Over bagels!
Oh... So I’m the problem Dumbfuck? https://t.co/pgIJOR461u
Ice-T was taking no prisoners.
Someone tried to shame him for not eating bagels when he plays an NYC police offer — but Ice was NOT having it.
lol. What’s that got to do with Fn Bagels? https://t.co/mBtkP52l3b
And he wasn't done there! Ice-T also took this opportunity to reveal that he's never had coffee.
I’ve never drank a cup of Coffee ☕️ either... Go CRAZY!!!
And that he's never seen the film E.T.
All good! I’ve never seen ET. https://t.co/RDRevjcqJG
Anyway. This has been a lot for all of us to process. Thanks for taking the ride with me. I'll end this on a happy note. Peace is possible!!!
I do like jelly doughnuts! https://t.co/evRqfFp7Up
P.S. In case you were wondering, Vulture did a Very Important Investigation into this matter and it turns out Ice-T did not ever put that SVU bagel into his mouth. His story checks out!
