Folks, let me ask you a question: Have you ever been standing in the shower, totally spaced out, when a thought crosses your brain that makes you go, "WHOA"?
Well, there's an entire community on Reddit called r/ShowerThoughts, dedicated to those dumb little thoughts you have that end up blowing your mind.
Here are some of the WILDEST realizations people have had:
1."The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue."
2."The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon."
4."It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave."
5."I have seen more of the surface of the Moon with my own eyes than I have of Earth."
6."Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s just, like, take whatever bag you want."
17."The movie industry considers you to be an adult when you're 17 to see an R-rated movie, but they conveniently lower that age to 13 when they are deciding who pays adult ticket prices."
31."Accidentally liking someone's post while snooping through their profile is the digital equivalent of stepping on a twig while sneaking through the forest."
32."I hate to spend $6.50 on six pieces of raw chicken, but don't hesitate to spend $5 on one chicken sandwich."
41."We use tables to keep food off the floor, tablecloths to keep food off the table, placemats to keep food off the tablecloth, and plates to keep food off the placemats."
51."It's crazy that something like a Walmart gift card is printed on plastic, but my social security card is printed on the flimsiest piece of paper I've ever handled."