Rewind·Posted on Jun 14, 202019 Craigslist Ads That Belong In The Craigslist Ad Hall Of FameHow much for the toilet paper seeds?by Syd RobinsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This eerily reminiscent voodoo doll: Saw this on eBay, thought it belonged here. from r/CrackheadCraigslist 2. This lobster named Goose: Selling my pet lobster. Do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES play him Johnny Cash from r/CrackheadCraigslist 3. *THE* accessory of choice for holiday season scammers: A smart investment, if you ask me from r/CrackheadCraigslist 4. This wasp nest decoy, guaranteed to scare off any and all electricians or your money back: Fake wasp nest from r/CrackheadCraigslist 5. This heartwarming missed connection: The best one liner. from r/CrackheadCraigslist 6. This gallon of Mario Milk™ (VERY RARE!): It’s a me? from r/CrackheadCraigslist 7. These separately sold products for the diehard Yankees fan: a good deal from r/CrackheadCraigslist 8. The Infinity Sanitizer, and for a STEAL!!!!!!! Perfectly balanced... from r/CrackheadCraigslist 9. Hospital grippy socks, but make it chic! Who wants some good ol sweater traction from r/CrackheadCraigslist 10. This glass table: Some assembly required from r/CrackheadCraigslist 11. These beaded Bic lighters: For someone who already has everything. from r/CrackheadCraigslist 12. Aaah, yes. Toilet paper seeds! Damn you, Coronavirus. from r/CrackheadCraigslist 13. This SINGLE 👏 PERSON 👏 COUCH 👏: The item is perfectly nice, but the title is an interesting way to describe this item from r/CrackheadCraigslist 14. Yup: No words necessary from r/CrackheadCraigslist 15. This FREE HUMAN-SIZE HAMSTER WHEEL (BROOKLYN): Not having this thing in my house. from r/CrackheadCraigslist 16. This Walmart pole, classic: 15 dollars, hell yeah from r/CrackheadCraigslist 17. This "ponch": Nice ponch from r/CrackheadCraigslist 18. This very inconspicuous iPhone 11: Found on FB marketplace does this count? from r/CrackheadCraigslist 19. And lastly, this long dick: For sale: 50 foot dick from r/CrackheadCraigslist H/T: r/WTFgaragesale and r/CrackheadCraigslist.