Waking-and-baking on Christmas morning might be the best high-dea yet, and here's why.
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You will unwrap gifts with such wonderment and your parents will think you are so grateful.
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Christmas lights blinking everywhere will become ONE GIANT LIGHT SHOW.
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Childhood Christmas TV specials will never be the same.
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Looking out at the snow will arouse incredibly deep and self-reflecting thoughts.
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And you might come to some groundbreaking Christmas conspiracy conclusions.
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Playing in snow will feel like the very first time. But, you know, BETTER.
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"All I Want For Christmas Is You" will somehow become even more magical than it already is.
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Lounging in a onesie will somehow become more cozy than it already is.
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Spending time with family might actually be enjoyable this year.
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BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE BEST PART: CHRISTMAS FOOD.
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Holiday cookies: ENHANCED.
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Hot chocolate: ENHANCED.
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Peppermint anything: ENHANCED.
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Holiday ham: ENHANCED.
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Roast chicken: ENHANCED.
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Cranberry stuffing balls: ENHANCED.
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Party cheese: ENHANCED.
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Pigs-in-a-blanket skewers: ENHANCED.
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Alcoholic cider: ENHANCED and CROSS-FADED.
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Fruitcake: ENHAN—oof, no. It's still gross.
So if you're looking to take your holiday spirits to new heights this year...
Participate in the jolliest puffing-and-passing ritual.
And have a very Merry Kush-mas, everyone!
