Archive
October 4, 2013
The Little Things That Are Actually The Worst
Try to make it through this video without going into a rage.
Un-Heard Voice Messages From Nick Nolte That Will Make You Laugh
This is pure comedic gold.
9 Stellar Facts About Our Solar System
It does WHAT on Uranus?!
The 6 Creepiest Places On Earth
There are many crazy places in the world... Here are some of the freakiest.
Was The "Tweeter" Stock Mixup A Penny Stock Scam?
Thousands of clueless investors bought an over-the-counter stock for a bankrupt retail chain because its symbol was close to Twitter's. Or so the story goes! In the world of penny stocks, things are rarely so simple.
4 Things That Will Eat Your Flesh
brb. throwing up forever.
The Twitter Documents You Didn't Hear About Last Night
While the world was discussing its IPO, Twitter was making a case to justify massive tax breaks it received from the city of San Francisco.
D.C. Is Just As Drunk As You Think It Is
Hill bartenders say that members of Congress were sitting around getting their buzz on before they decided to go shut the government down.
National Weather Service Office Puts Secret Message In Forecast
The National Weather Service office in Anchorage, Alaska, had a very special message for Washington on Friday.
21 Easy Hair And Makeup Ideas For Halloween
With nothing but the contents of your bathroom and the outer limits of your ~imagination~, you can have a costume in no time.
A Man Lit Himself On Fire In The Middle Of The National Mall
The reason for the self-immolation was not known and the man's identity was not disclosed by officials. He is said to be in critical condition at a Washington hospital.
Facts You Didn't Know About Your Dreams
Do you know what happens while you're dreaming?
Fox News Continues Cringe-Inducing Latino Coverage During Hispanic Heritage Month
Your Nicaraguan co-host didn't "grow up on tacos" and the children of undocumented immigrants are not "children of the corn." A look at Fox News' recent coverage of Hispanics.
Can We Talk About Jesse Ventura's Ponytail?
Since we know y'all don't want to talk about the shutdown anymore.
How Twitter's Business Model Is Just Like Broadcast TV — Only Worse
More dependent on ads than even the old media giants.
Watch MSNBC's Chris Matthews Speak Zulu
The Hardball host is a man of many talents.
First Cory Booker And Steve Lonegan Debate Turns Negative
Both candidates come out swinging. "The only example of economic growth I can find in Newark is the growth of Cory Booker's bank account."
Bill Nye On Using Quarterly Co. To Change The World And Why He's "Kooky" For Social Media
Nye, who was sent home from Dancing with the Stars this week, is looking forward to partnering with subscription gift-box service Quarterly. He told BuzzFeed he's even interested in bringing back some form of Bill Nye the Science Guy.
The Romneys Were On Rachael Ray's Show
They cooked a family recipe and played the Newlyweds game. Ann's celebrity crush is Rob Lowe.
The 22 Easiest Ways To Destroy Any Friendship
"Come over and play board games!" they said. "It'll be fun!"
This Video Of A Man Kayaking Down A Drainage Ditch At 34 MPH Is Insane
Do not attempt at home.
Meet The Only Guy Who Doesn't Know About The Government Shutdown
In space… no one can hear your request for non-essential dehydrated strawberry ice cream.
25 Local Front Pages That Show How The Government Shutdown Is Hurting Regular Americans
Real lives, real people.
The 13 Best Lines Of Fine Print From The Company That Shoots Your Ashes Into Space
"YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WELL ADVISED ABOUT THE INHERENT HAZARDS OF LAUNCHING CREMATED REMAINS INTO SPACE BY USING A LAUNCH VEHICLE."
6 Everyday Actions And Why We Do Them
Why do we toast a drink, shake hands or high five? Here are the answers.
34 Ingenious Ways To De-Clutter Your Entire Life
Time to get ruthless.
Should Millennials Be Fangirling Over These 14 Actors Over 40?
Answer: no. Get eye candy out of your own age bracket girls, these men are for the grown-ups.
Obama And Biden Go Out For Lunch
President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden walked out of the White House to grab lunch at a nearby restaurant.
Why Matthew Gray Gubler Is The Nerd Of Your Dreams
Let's just all take a moment to appreciate the Criminal Minds star.
A Punk Band Filmed A Porn On The Front Lawn Of The Westboro Baptist Church's Headquarters
Just a guess, but I bet WBC members weren't psyched about it. This post is obviously NSFWish.
Naya Rivera Got Engaged To Big Sean, Breaking Lesbian Hearts Everywhere
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rejoice, For We Have Been Gifted With A New Photo Of Baby North West
Kim Kardashian shared this photo upon her return from Paris Fashion Week. SO. CUTE.
The Couple Whose Wedding Was Shut Down By The Shutdown Gets A Much Better Ceremony On "The Colbert Report"
This D.C. couple wanted to get married at the Jefferson Memorial. Instead, they got Stephen Colbert's studio and a special blessing from Mandy Patinkin.
19 Foods That Are Better With A Fried Egg On Top
The short answer: everything.
21 Restaurants That Aren't Taking Any Of Your Crap
No, seriously guys, the pee goes INSIDE the toilet.
The Albuquerque Journal Publishes An Obit For Walter White
Breaking Bad superfans paid for the death notice. "He died after a long battle with lung cancer and a gunshot wound."
Fox News Host To Nicaraguan Co-Host: "You Grew Up On Tacos, Correct?
Happy National Taco Day from your friends at Fox News!
9 Gifts Your Childless Friends Don't Realize You Don't Need
Although likely well-intended, these gifts make for more trouble than you'd like. A fellow parent knows the truly dark reality of jigsaw puzzles.
Where Ted Cruz Is Coming From
The tea party senator and his allies campaigned on the promise to revolutionize Washington — so why is everyone so surprised they're trying to do it?
Ed Miliband Calls For Culture Change At The Daily Mail
Labour leader says Lord Rothermere needs to take a "long, hard look" at the "culture and practices" of the Daily Mail.
Earth-Shattering Local News Story Of The Day
Phew, that was a close one.
If Mahatma Gandhi Had An Instagram Account
In honor of the 144th birthday of Mahatma Gandhi, which was commemorated around the world this week. #noviolence #nofilter
Virginia Democratic Party Belittles Republican Candidate For Praying For End To Shutdown
Democratic official mocks E.W. Jackson for saying "divine intervention" is needed to bring compromise in Washington.
U.S. Anti-Gay Activists Fan Homophobia In Eastern Europe
A new report reveals that the National Organization for Marriage's Brian Brown visited Russia to spur passage of the gay adoption ban, while the World Congress of Families tried to take credit for the cancelation of Belgrade Pride.
7 Basics To Make Your Bedroom Look Like It Jumped Off Of A Pinterest Board
If you suffer from Pinterest envy when it comes to decor, use these quintessential basics to cure your affliction.
Insane Video Captured The Moment A Police Cruiser Crashed In D.C. Chase
Amateur footage obtained by Channel 4 News appears to show a police car crashing into a barrier during today's car chase in Washington D.C. (Graphic Language)
Obama Cancels Asia Trip Over U.S. Government Shutdown
"Due to the government shutdown, President Obama’s travel to Indonesia and Brunei has been cancelled," the White House said in a statement.
These Are The Possible 2016 Presidential Candidates The Media Has The Biggest Crush On
There have been 335 newspaper articles written this year about the 2016 presidential election, according to Pew Research Center. More of them were about Hillary Clinton than any other potential candidate.
Everything We Know About Miriam Carey, The Woman Killed After A Car Chase On Capitol Hill
As of Thursday night, we have more questions than answers as to why a 34-year-old dental hygienist engaged with police and the Secret Service on the steps of the Capitol building.
The Government Shutdown Summed Up In One GIF
Thanks for the honesty, congressman!
