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Culture Buzz The first-ever medi-spa in Manhattan called Phit is dedicated to pelvic fitness and the overall well-being of the female genital region. Unfortunately, my birthday is not for another 8 months!!! Or else I’d really be wanting a gift certificate to this place.
Culture Buzz Thomas Beatie, also known as “The Pregnant Man”, gave birth today to a healthy baby girl. I’m impatiently awaiting the Lifetime movie version of this story.
Science Buzz National Geographic has a very neat photo gallery of translucent sea creatures by Chris Newbert of Minden Pictures. Aww, Pikachu does exist!
TV Buzz NBC puts up an uncensored clip from America’s Got Talent featuring a large breasted woman who crushes objects with her chest. That tube top is an accident waiting to happen.
Celebrity Buzz A blog that posts photos of men who look like Zach Braff. My pick: Eugene Mirman. Am I the only one who sees this???
Science Buzz A set of techniques that drivers employ to get as much as 100 mpg from their hybrid cars. Gas prices are so insane right now that every little bit helps.
Mysterious faceless mutants appear in photographs from Wimbledon.
Watch people crash in the worst ways possible while riding their segways.
Weird body location for a tattoo.
Culture Buzz Hatha yoga for the fingers. Finger dexterity is important! For, you know, stuff like foreplay and making gang signs.
Politics Buzz Mayor Gavin Newsom has taken his first public step toward seeking higher office, filing papers to form an exploratory committee for a potential gubernatorial bid in 2010. He’s kind of the Jude Law of municipal government.
Culture Buzz People adopt monkeys and treat them like children. This is only slightly more tolerable than people who treat their chihuahuas like human beings.
TV Buzz A new BBC show takes eight young disabled women to compete for a photo shoot in a top fashion magazine. Disabilities are so edgy! These are the kinds of twists that make reality television actually interesting.
The site English Russia has a bunch of photographs of Russian cheerleaders in action.
Culture Buzz Best Week Ever has compiled a list of 50 photographs of animals with their faces squished up against glass. This is my favorite example of anthropomorphism since animal farting.
Celebrity Buzz Will Smith is starting a new private school called New Village Academy, which he insists is NOT a Scientology facility. The Children of Scientology are so much scarier than teen goths!
Politics Buzz There’s an initiative in the works that could end up on the November ballot that allows for marijuana to be sold to anyone, and anywhere that already sells alcohol. More weed stores means more jobs for Californians, more taxes to be collected, and more stimulation for the fledgling economy. On the other hand, forgetting to go to work because you ate a giant pot brownie for breakfast is kind of counter-productive.
TV Buzz The LA Times profiles the loud, overbearing So You Think You Can Dance judge. I’ve never seen this show, and I probably never will, now that Mary Murphy has officially made my “People I Loathe” list.
Culture Buzz Customizable balls that strengthen your vaginal muscles while they’re inside of you. You’ll have a tighter vag in no time! Now you can cancel that Outlook reminder to do your kegel exercises at your desk.
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