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June 14, 2013
What's The Cheapest, Classiest Way To Get Drunk?
The numbers don't lie: We figured out the most cost-effective way to get shwastey-faced without sacrificing your integrity.
Terry McAuliffe Wrote Of Intimate Moment With Yasser Arafat With A Kiss And Leg Rubs
"Finally it was time to go and as we stood up to shake hands Arafat laid a big ole wet kiss right on my lips."
"Superman Is An Immigrant" Campaign Launches As "Man Of Steel" Premieres
"Superman is American," the creators say. "Like Superman we are the American way."
Edward Snowden Brings Harmony To Washington
It's no surprise that most Republicans and Democrats are speaking from the same script on NSA. Because they're all responsible.
So These Two Strangers Are About To Fall In Love Thanks To Pizza
"This is sorta cheesy but you are one supreme slice."
Social Conservatives See Winning Argument In Abortion, Marriage Debate
The message at the Faith and Freedom Coalition conference: Don't stop talking about abortion and marriage. "The Republican social issues we believe in are more popular than our economic agenda," said one speaker.
How I Internet: Cheezburger's Ben Huh
The guy behind the LOLcat empire is obsessed with figuring out what makes the Internet work. Here's how he uses it.
17 Foods That Should Be Wiped Off The Planet
You're not serious with that cookie grilled cheese sandwich, are you? It's a joke, right?
No Father’s Day Cards Are The Saddest, Most Gut-Wrenching Thing You're Likely To See
I'm crying. I'm sobbing. I'm weeping. I'm bawling uncontrollably.
The 14 Best Ways To Propose Marriage With Food
Odds of getting a "yes" increase dramatically in proportion to how hungry your beloved is.
Republican Nominee For VA. Lieutenant Governor: Obama Used Trayvon Martin's Death To "Divide Us By Race"
E.W. Jackson was appearing on the Christian Broadcasting Network in March 2012.
Canadian Wendy's Pulls Nine-Patty Burger From Menu For Obvious Reasons
Alas, one less reason to go to Winnipeg.
We're Approaching Peak Notification
"Your Retweet was retweeted." Haven't checked your social networks in a while? Don't worry, they're checking themselves.
How Well Do You Know The Universe?
You think you've got astronomy street cred? Let's find out.
The Bachelor
News Corp Chief Executive Rupert Murdoch is single again, after catching the media world flat-footed by filing for divorce from his wife of 14 years, Wendi Deng Murdoch. Not only is Murdoch's marriage splitting, but so is his company. News Corp is set to divide into two companies next week.
23 Highly Specific Types Of Porn You Can Find On Pinterest
Pornterest. You're welcome/it's SFW.
Faith And Freedom Coalition Speaker Tells Republicans: "Don't Pander To Hispanics"
"I thought it was deplorable that Senator Kaine decided to deliver an entire speech on the Senate floor last week in Spanish," said Carlos Curbelo, a speaker at the Faith and Freedom Coalition conference Friday and a Miami-Dade County School Board member.
12 Characters From Our Childhood That Were Totally A Little Queer
Just think about it.
14 Uses Of Hashtags That Will Make You Cringe
#nope #stop
Crazy-Easy Grilled Ribs You Have To Make This Summer
Summer Grilling Correspondence begins now.
This Football Player Is Also A Needlepoint Expert
Crafting: it's a sport.
Harry Styles Kisses Zayn Malik In New Perfume Promo
No one is surprised.
8 Things You Need To Know About Apple's Eddy Cue
Apple's "Mr. Fix It" is back in the news, this time for comments on Apple raising e-book prices.
The 17 Greatest Things About The Congressional Baseball Game
The real inside baseball.
Everyone Thinks This Racist YouTube Parody Of Kmart's "Ship My Pants" Is A Real Ad
And it's causing a pretty big headache for whoever is running Kmart's Twitter account.
44 Things That Will Happen When You Become Miss USA
Miss USA 2012 Olivia Culpo has done everything from spinning class to yacht photo shoots. I hope you have your bandage dresses ready.
The Feminist Taylor Swift Twitter Account Is Hilarious
Meet your new favorite Taylor Swift–feminist rhetoric mashup Twitter @FeministTSwift and the woman behind it.
Phyllis Schlafly: Obama Administration Trying To "Ban All Public Attention To Religion"
The longtime conservative activist and anti-feminist was speaking at the Faith and Freedom Coalition's conference in Washington D.C. Friday.
iPhone Controllers Are Coming To Finish Taking Over Portable Gaming
Look out Sony and Nintendo (and poor Ouya).
A Former Nazi Commander Lives In Minnesota
He's 94 and the U.S. is probably going to deport him to be prosecuted for his crimes in Germany or Poland.
20 Popular Pinterest Tips That Are Bold-Faced Lies
Hate to be the pin buster here, but SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT.
This Is The Single Most Tasteless Reaction To The Xbox One
And maybe the single most tasteless reaction to anything, anywhere, ever.
Lululemon Posts "CEO Wanted" Ad On Homepage Of Its Website
High-end yoga-wear maker Lululemon is advertising for a new CEO. Apply online if you have Bill Clinton and Oprah Winfrey on speed dial.
You Will Not Believe The Video Game Characters These Heroes "Drew" In Excel
Art, one cell at a time.
Gabrielle Giffords On 6-Month Anniversary Of Sandy Hook Shootings: "We Must Do Better"
The former Arizona congresswoman, who was shot in the head in 2011, co-authored an op-ed Friday, remembering the victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary shootings and urging changes to gun laws.
Karl Rove Had Some Good Advice For The Republican Party To Win The Youth Vote In 1972
The 21-year-old Rove appeared in a CBS report on the Nixon campaign where he said the Republican Party couldn't expect to win youth votes when the efforts in outreach are not run by fellow youth.
21 Surrogate Fathers Who Are Better Than The Real Thing
Because being a dad has nothing to do with blood relations.
U.K. Tells International Airlines It Doesn't Want Edward Snowden
See the order issued Monday, urging airlines to bar the source of the NSA leaks from flights to Britain.
Inspiring Story Of Newtown Guys Pitching In To Help Oklahoma Tornado Victims
It has been six months since 20 children and six adults were killed by Adam Lanza at Sandy Hook Elementary. Since then, the people of Newtown, Conn., have inspired the rest of the country with their generosity and resilience. Here's one example.
Deal Code Name Challenge
Bankers and lawyers negotiating deals often use code names to prevent press leaks. As the deal economy has grown, they have become an integral part of Wall Street M&A culture. Test your knowledge with our code name quiz.
The 6 Worst Local Business Ads Of The Month
You've seen the 10 best local business ads of the month. These are not those.
Australian Army Chief Is Not Amused By Sexist Emails
Lt. Gen. David Morrison released a message regarding an investigation into emails with inappropriate content that were uncovered. Do not mess with this man.
Collapsed Pier In Miami Causes Multiple Injuries
As many as 100 people fell into the water following the collapse of a wooden deck at Shuckers Bar & Grill leaving at least 33 injured, 24 taken to local hospitals with 2 in critical condition, according to local media.
A "Mellower" Anthony Weiner Rejects His Reputation As A Bad Boss
The former congressman defends himself against a damaging New York Times article. "That's the other thing about the story. I don't do salads."
Billy Crystal And John Goodman: How We Got Here
The Monsters University stars discuss their long, hard journeys as unknowns — and how they view their success today.
